Just in case I forgot how hard it is to maintain even passable attractiveness during pregnancy, I thought I would jot down a few tips. That is … in case we have a third child some day 🙂 Instead of buying a cheapo wedding ring that doesn’t fit until you get really huge, buy a super-cheapo toe ring that adjusts to your size throughout pregnancy. Right now I’m wearing a really special one…there are whales jumping across the toe ring. Makes me feel sleek and beautiful (NOT!). But hey, it was $3 and it is the most comfortable ring! It adjusts automatically to my day-to-day ponderousness.

Another fun thing to do with the belly…block my husband so he can’t get by without paying the love toll (a kiss). I can block a whole hallway now. He says I need to leave two means of egress…