a rectangle baby
On 4 May, 2007 by Allison Krug With 2 Comments
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On our way to a doctor appointment, I told Sammy we’d like to give him a baby brother or sister. When I asked him what kind of baby he’d like, he gave me a little smile and blurted “a rectangle!” I immediately pictured labor and delivery for such a baby…ugh! Sam was a big baby at 9lbs 8oz, but a rectangle of any size would be worse, I think! Here’s hoping we are able to conceive a different shape… 🙂
Ouch. Rectangle baby? Ugh, watch out for sharp edges. What a thing to pass out of ones body. Oyvay. Hopefully the next one will be nice and oval shaped but from what the women tell me that I have had kiddos without ye olde eperderal it still hurt like a, uh, (thinking not like a sailor would say), a well, ooooooch. Don’t forget to practice lots first, ya know ya wanna get it just right. I think the husband will agree.
You should definately create a few more little ones. Maybe six or seven? BUT NO RECTANGLE BABIES!!!!